I went to a car meet and everyone thought my car was bad ass, cuz it is. Needless to say I got hella props.

I always thought this was the Jalop RV:

Naw, this is how true Jalops RV

I know its petty and I shouldn’t care, but ripping someone’s chain off in a football game is a chump-ass move. Like I can’t wrap my head around why it bothers me so much, the last time it happened and there was video I remember getting so mad. But seriously, Talib is a dick.

If you’re gonna fight someone don’t be a wuss, take off the helmet.

Didn’t Baylor and TCU just get into a huge fight on Thanksgiving? Dummy.

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

That’s how you get fit.

ain’t y’all’s tall asses get all the channels anyway, walking-ass antenna motherfuckers, sad tall boys, old high-crying sad bitches, can’t you just look directly in the satellites

Simmer down now, kid.

“Positioned like a race car” ≠ “In a race car”

Yeah, I can see that being a problem. If I were a dwarf

I think that $kay, rightly, may have been scared to Google two girls one Miata.

I used to have a boss who would say early is on time, on time is late.

No, its bad rap.

If you haven’t read or listened to Ashlee Vance’s biography of Elon Musk, I really highly suggest it. I didn’t really know how I felt about Musk until I read that book, but afterwards I can say that I hope he succeeds in the things he’s trying to do. He can be a dick, but he seems to be a person with good intentions,…

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