We might think this is a silly tradition, but really what she was doing was weakening the plane enough that she could kill it and make a soup out of it to gain its power of flight.

You know what annoys me when people clap when the plane lands. You ain’t safe yet people another plane could easily crash into you on the runway. Or a lady throws change at you.

Basically, you thread a tool (which you can rent at any car parts store—though I’d recommend you skip O’Reilly, as their tools suck) into the spark plug hole, put the throttle all the way down, and crank the engine over (remove the coil wire or fuel pump relay so she doesn’t fire).

As the piston goes up on the…

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Well, us “carbros” find your free-range, fair-trade, virgin yak wool knitting and incessant Instagramming of every cm² of your kombucha mother to be mildly irritating, but we don’t go on about it, do we?

My Ducati manual FORBIDS it!!

I’m sorry, but the average person shouldn’t have 300 hp.

Justice: Environment Destroys VW

I’ll translate for those not fluent in Classwarese.

Is that a POLESTAR? :).

Was there any real advantage to having a fucking hole in your bodywork?

Seriously?! Not every ‘gearhead man’ is that sensitive, dude. THIS gearhead man would buy one if it were called the Alfa Romeo Julia Roberts.

I understand what you’re saying, but I don’t understand your argument.

“You can read my full First Drive test of the car later today[.]”

I feel bad for you son, I got 99 air vents and the horn is one. Vent me.

A few more? OK, here’s the 2018 Buick Regal!

GTFO

Considering the distance from butthole to water surface and the limited time that shit has to reach terminal velocity, I calculate the average speed at no more than 8.265 mph...assuming no projectile velocity is added from explosive diarrhea.

But my matching hoodie, watch, pen, polo, shirt, hat, umbrella, lanyard, multitool, duffle, water bottle, mug, keychain and badge haven’t arrived!