My Uncle Ernie, a Swing-band era Musician, had his life vastly improved by contracting Polio just before the vaccine came out. How could I not have noticed this before!

Last few juries I was on, holy crap we went long for minor cases. (restraining order violation and DUI)

I mean, they’re just sacks of yellow fat, afterall.

COUNTERPOINT: IPAs are meant to be passed over for something drinkable that doesn’t leave your mouth tasting like a goddamned medicine cabinet afterward.

This article would be a lot scarier if I wasn’t so fond of avocado toast.

Same!

Well, if you reconnected once maybe it can happen again, once she’s had a good long cool off.

If anyone else is feeling dread about Mother’s Day for any reason, I feel you. I grew up with a psychologically abusive mother and enabling family members. Over the past few years I’ve been trying to change the situation, and have greatly reduced the time I spend with them, but tomorrow is brunch at one of my…

My sister and I stayed up until 2:00 in the morning to watch on a local station the cut up version of Dracula 2000 for Gerard Butler.

The first time I saw Overboard I laughed so hard I started to cry because I couldn’t laugh any harder. I love her. Period.

I’m one of those freaks that thought the first one was okay, but absolutely loved the second. But I haven’t seen any of them in years.

don’t care but will definitely hate-watch.

Do you have Nordstrom Rack where you live? The Rack carries up to, I think, a women’s 13.

I’m posting a link to this thread on emotional labor for the millionth time here, because it’s relevant, and because it’s one of the best things I’ve ever read on feminine labor, and because someone new always seems to find it helpful every time I share it: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0UUYL6kaNeBTDBRbkJkeUtabEk/v…

Wait I buy my face soap from Ulta though, and is has a nice scent and allegedly shrinks my pores, so doesn’t that make it makeup? WHY ARE THE RULES OF IDEOLOGICAL PURITY SO HARD?

Can somebody who knows about makeup help out poor makeup-not-understanding me? Is there a clear line between “show makeup” that men and women both wear when making public appearances in the entertainment industry and “makeup makeup” of the sort that all women in our society, but not men, are conventionally expected to…

The epsiode I will never forget was the one where they were told the homeowner detested the color brown. They did everything in brown, and she sobbed hysterically when she saw it.

restrict the use of accents and umlauts

This is my baby laying on top of me. She does this all the time.

This little lady snuggled me all day yesterday so obviously she loves me.