I'm calling it right now! The sequel is a year or two from now, and the school decides it's stupid to fund two whole acapella groups, so they make them join into one group. Becca and Jesse are still dating, and they decide to co-captain. But they disagree about many things, and this puts a strain on both their…
I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!
This is an excellent essay.
I have so many cardigans that they don't even fit into my closet space anymore. I literally have to wade through them to get to my bed some days.
As a high schooler, I've been through this with my peers and am now watching everybody actually move into sex and drugs, I think the whole thing started way earlier than it should have. I think it's absolutely normal to want to talk about puberty and sex when you're 12/13 because it's new and weird but there…
For a few thousand extra can you add your favorite "Game of Thrones" family's coat of arms? If not, I'm out.
I'll be Team Pie just as soon as you show me how I'm supposed to get an edible picture of Justin Bieber's mugshot printed onto a pie.
I was out to dinner at a Moroccan restarurant with two friends of mine who also happen to be a couple. Drinks arrived with dates (the fruit) on them and the guy asked me "is this a date?" His girlfriend, not really paying attention, turns around and freaks out for about a full minute before realizing just what he'd…
If only the Detroit Lions were this ferocious.
In my personal beer snob experience, men tend to like hops and women tend to like malts. So, men can have their nasty mouth raper IPA but all the stouts should henceforth be named after feminist icons.
I sent this article to my Kindle Fire. Thanks!
In the humanities, translations can matter. The old public domain translations that are readily available as inexpensive ebooks vary widely in quality, and in any case may not correspond with those being used by the professor. Then again, I have never come across a Kindle book that indicates the hard-pagination of…
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I'm proud to say I practice diversity in my winoism. I mean that Sancerrely.
Eh, it all tastes the same after the eighth glass.
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Is this a good time to use the phrase gazpacho gestapo?