I don’t understand how people keep doing this and not think about it might ruin their lives.

Chef: MY MOM

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

Wait. No powerpoint. Which means no Microsoft products. Which means that he doesn’t want to come to Seattle.

Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

Obligatory:

“I think he has a lot of questions to answer about how is he going to fit in an NBA locker room.”

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

I fucking love this series. It’s like if “500 Days of Kristin” were funny.

The Bulls completely overhauled their training staff since that article you linked was posted, which was written over 2 seasons ago

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

BOOOO

I haven’t seen a man in a suit be this simultaneously annoying and worthless since every day in the Trump administration

Wonderful message, straight on point, beautiful.

This is like a recovering coke addict talking to a heroin addict. Yeah, we both had a problem, but you were down a much worse path in life.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

This is really sad. Please stop.

Agreed—I’m not at all a fan of Atlanta, but if they’re on, I’m watching. Their combined ability to create beautiful offense and ugly red cards makes for some wild, fun-to-watch games.