Not that I was able to block this out, but now I can’t even try? Bullshit.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Honest question - how many other nexus owners have you encountered in the wild? I bought a galaxy nexus in 2012, upped to a n5 in 2014 and then the n6 last fall. In that time, I've met/seen exactly 2 people with nexuses - my girlfriend's roommate's boyfriend had the n4 in 2013, and I saw a random guy on the train with…

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

I can’t take it anymore, how can all the deadspinners say that Draper is the worst. Marchman hates air conditioning and microwaves, wouldn’t fish a $20 bill out of a poopy toilet and now is against basketball being on at a decent hour?

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

LeBron James: Okay, I’ll take one more question before Mozzy, Double-T, and I head off to the boys’ clubhouse.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.

I wrote some very angry and very murderous things that I don’t want to hit “publish” on. So instead here are some cute animals.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

You definitely get the point of the article.

Highest point of the Rockets’ season.

36 and still single.

Well done Will. Very well written.

Are you seriously identifying lack of attention to the Golden State Warriors as a problem with our site? Holy shit, man.

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape

As a Cubs fan: Hahahahahaha. Thanks for Arrieta, too.

Venezuelan fans are always causing quite Caracas.