Your opinion is wrong.

I thought I forgot all about Hey Arnold. Watching this clip is flooding my brain with memories of different episodes I remember watching as a kid.

I name that GarPax GM because he should be fired?

Hotlanta.

I’m not LeBron (sigh, one day.) and I’m still tempted to beat Stephen A’s ass

I was really excited to read a well thought out scientific explanation of what exactly a splinter is and how to safely remove one from your finger. I am now disappointed.

The ad for Grand Canyon University was as long as the entire video.

It’s Derrick Rose.

This is good Kinja

Should I go on a date with someone I met on Bumble? Or grab drinks with people that are my friends?

Is this purely an Iphone thing? I have an Android device and the only time ‘read receipts’ is an option is through 3rd party messenger services.

Okay.

Get in the hyperbolic time chamber and hope to God they can hold a Kio-Ken x 150 for long enough to at least steal 1 game from them before their bodies explode.

But what’s going to happen when Curry and Durant merge together?

Everybody should be Like Mike.

Wait for the Funbag.

Wait until the Funbag.

Can Deadspin do something to fix the video player? It’s terrible. It lags, plays audio before video and barely loads.

Sports naturally has haters for everything. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who can hate on Brandon Roy.

Usually I get a big kick out of Drew’s evaluation of why the Bears suck. It’s just going to be sad this year. I’m already dreading it.