The spiiiiiice!

Are you sure you weren’t wishing for those with a monkey’s paw? That would certainly explain most of 2020.

You’ve definitely burned the last of your goodwill with RNGesus. Now for at least the next 5 years, that cosmic D20 roll that determines your life is going to come up straight 1's.....

Maybe it was just a lot of people taking sips from their luck potions.  I had long hoped to see Kingdoms of Amalur again, as well as this one.  Plus, seeing a good Tony Hawk game again has been kind of amazing.

Well if the cancellation of The Venture Brothers leads to a live action version, we’ve got our Billy Quizboy.

Donate here instead.

In the process to restore his hairline Prime has lost his goddamn mind...

Having never really got into Overwatch, all I see here are Zone of the Enders wings, which is fine by me.

I can’t wait to tell my Mom that all those slaps she applied to everybody in the house, including Dad, were actually “diversionary strikes.”

I love this. Today has been a good day for EDF fans.

Imagine how sad one’s life must be to review-bomb some game on Metacritic, esp. over some perceived “SJW”-ness or something.

also to be clear, i am not anti suit. i own several suits. nice ones (i think). even like three skinny-ish suits from suitsupply. which give me trouble because of my thighs, but the look is worth the pain.

i’m just anti-coordinating an effort to coordinate suits to “change a narrative” that can’t be changed by your…

These motherfuckers need to watch some footage of the 1960's marches. Suits don’t protect you from White supremacy. “Respectability” doesn’t mean shit when they don’t respect your humanity.

This is the last straw.

At some point the black delegation is going to have to settle on a name for male Karens

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

It seems he has converted it into suspenders.

Can you beat this guy though? (What’s with the weird alignment? Kinja?)