One could almost say that the Witcher has... bewitched Kotaku. Ok. I’m sorry.

Fair enough! If I’m hurling obscenities and controllers as well as questioning the meaning of life while having my heartbeat go off the scale, that game isn’t for me, yeah? I’ve played a fair amount of Souls but there’s something about platformers....

You know, one man’s torture is another man’s fun. I like challenging games but this seems...excessive.

There are worse things than having a name that sounds like Vegeta...

Jawsome!!

Wait for it. “Over 9000!” Sorry, I had to...

Drones on drones on drones!

Too. Much. Awesome.

More Geralt is better Geralt

All the nostalgia buttons pushed on this one... Now, about a sequel for Vanquish...

Kratos will NEVER run out of things to kill. He’ll always find something

Day one. Listening to OCR as I type this. Maybe we’ll see a SF 3rd Strike release; come on Dudley and Elena themes!

Indeed - With some extra fuel units!

It feels like Archie (I’ll take the feels, thank you) but doesn’t look like the Archie I remember (those double digests, though). Moose better still be an athlete...

Looks so slick! Reminds me more of of Garou MOTW than KoF. Also, that trailer song!

Thanks for the list! Not going to fib, when I saw the title “Charlotte”, I immediately thought of a Samurai Shodown anime (not the rubbish one from years ago - a new, better, anime). Ah well...

Flawless. Also, toasty!

Needs more Samuel L. Jackson (and Nedry of course, as already noted)

Frieza has clearly stopped lifting...

Got ‘em!