"While writing this episode up, I ended up Googling how to sell your soul to the Devil. Perhaps unsurprisingly, there are no surefire methods."

That statue decorates the grounds of Our Lady of the Incorruptible Facepalm, a convent in rural Vermont.

I thought it's where you go for highblls.

"Wonderwall." It was certainly nothing special melodically or lyrically, but distinguished itself by being sung in the distinct whiny voice and snide cadence of a snotty child's "mocking" voice. That was more actively and immediately repellent than any other song I've ever heard, and of course, it was super popular…

An era where crudely fashioned vagina technology allowed us to aspire to so much more than the primitive, penis-wielding generations who came before.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/progra…

These macademic types in their off-white towers just can't understand what it's like for the rest of us, down here, working for peanuts.

How about the crossover, Touched By Charlie's Angels?

Wait, this sort of thing happens in real life, and not just in The Day Today? What the fuck?

Killer Elite? But I hardly know her elite!

"Remember the Alamo! And everything else!"

Speaking In Tongues
Ready To Start
In The Backseat
Sprawl I
Crown Of Love
Sprawl II
Wasted Hours
Half Light I
Wake Up
Keep The Car Running
Empty Room
Cold Wind

He'll start by reviewing the fourth Silent Hill.

I thought I detested Coldplay, but it turned out I was detesting Mat Kearny the whole time.

It seems as though, in the beginning, they were trying to shoehorn it into some kind of sitcom mold. That B (C?)-plot about Jeremy trying to make eggnog nearly made me cringe myself inside out. Although I guess there wasn't too much sitcommy-ness besides that and the laugh track, so not really enough to impact its…

Wait, was he fired and dead again and I missed it?

Well, in the mountains where I live, I'm told there are people who won't do yard work without a sidearm in case a puma shows up. This is because of what a good idea it is to take on a big cat with a handgun in a populated area.

I suspected the first time I took a stab I'd get it wrong (though I swear, I very nearly went with Jetpack Joyride). Now what will I use for the imaginary snack machine?

I'll bet an imaginary dollar that Teti wrote up BioGems.

I'm with you. I've never paid for a microtransaction, and never will. It's easy enough to ignore that crap in games that don't depend on it, where paying real money can just give you an advantage or shortcut you don't actually need. But it's just plain bullshit when they utterly hobble a game that would otherwise be…