There are sensible arguments to made in favor of gun ownership. Theoretically. Almost the only ones I've heard are the same ones Japan is presenting around here, which have never struck me as anything other than borderline nonsensical. Whatever the answer to violent crime is, I have yet to be convinced that…

Also never a wrong place or time to project smugness and evangelism onto a simple mention of what computer someone uses.

Big McLargehuge?

It was jarring to me mainly because I had so thoroughly avoided firefights up to the point of the first boss that I wasn't used to the cover system yet, and that made it a bit more difficult.

"Jensen's kind of stuck halfway between empty-suit RPG protagonist and latter day Bioware-style defined personality and that limits his potential."

I just sent a manuscript to Hardlequin, premiere publisher of bromantic fiction.

We lost contact with the lawsuit over the Indian ocean. We can assume it's lost at sea…for now.

Were you taking the cure for your chronic womanly frailty? Or did some rogue slip rohypnol into your reducing tonics again?

Don't Be Afraid Of The Dork (<—said purely as a term of endearment. Honestly. Consider the source).

Obviously, you haven't heard about Activision's planned 5-game MMOFPS based on Our Idiot Brother.

My first exposure to Will Farrell was in his SNL cheerleader character. I've never been quite able to accept him since.

Rabin was pretty effusive about praising Rudd separately from the mediocre movie he was in. Which from what little I've seen, seems like the pattern of Rudd's movie career.

Lawsuit touching down in 10…9…

Life lessons from the poker table: If you don't know who the idiot brother is in your family, it's you.

Never heard of it. Is it the gritty reboot of The Danged?

At least keep your hands off MySpace. Eat your own damn space!

I thought it was pronounced "Poon, eh? (laugh track)."

That would give the whole thing a very Futurama feel.

Inception = (???)

I'm not sure why it always takes me so long to catch on to the fact that other people sometimes are using "bear" in that other, non-literal sense. But it does.