It's ok, hollyhox. That bear owes me whenever he rages. We've worked out an understanding.

I only use the traps my for-profit videos, which I sell to hunters in the off season. A spring, a snap, a little over-the-shoulder "I'm so vulnerable right now" look at the camera=$$$

To the tune of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'"

legal question
It's still OK for the rest of us to get trussed up in a harness like that in private, right?

Fine. I'm not above practicing what I preach.

"This Place, Around Now-Ish"

This, mods. This here ^. This is becoming intractably associated with your site. People expect this now, and lots of it, every week. That's ok with you?

Well, I don't know that it happens a lot; in fact, that's the only case where that seems clearly to have happened. And, in that case, it seemed to come about because the guy, besides being a stupid douche generally, also made it his mission to harass Sean O'Neal directly. So now we have another guy who, besides being…

Spider Man: Turn Off at the MLK Jr. Blvd. Exit and Go Straight for About Four Signals, Oh, and Turn Off Your Windshield Wipers, It Stopped Raining Ten Minutes Ago and You Just Look Silly

He's back to mechanical web-fluid-spoogeing-gadgets?
Maybe it's because I'm not terribly invested in the comic and its canon, but I liked the way Raimi made that a physiological aspect of his spideriness. I'm registering mild disappointment, over that, and of course, the fact that we're somehow to the point of…

If they haven't banned him by now for being a ludicrous troll (which he even admits now, as if it wasn't obvious to begin with), they're probably never going to, which is a shame. His schtick is exactly the kind of thing some of us come here to avoid, since so many other sites' boards are All Mike R All The Time. It…

I'm no expert (by quite far) but I somehow have the impression that, in Japan, people tend to save money more than we do in America. But I also have the impression that this is true of any country where people are more sensible about personal finance than us, which is probably most of them.

Get back to distributing seeds among the hoofed mammals, Bieber fans!

I don't really like Month of May, but purely as a matter of personal taste. Half Light II (No Celebration), on the other hand, makes me want to charge out into the sunshine and climb mountains and slay dragons. Stirring, is the word. I don't know if that would make it any better as a selection for a live performance…

Not for a while, anyway. Can't pun on an empty stomach.

The idea! The very ignome-iny!

Say, look who's winning!
I like the screenshot.

Damn, that was good times. I love the names it picked. "Your name is…CORNY STOOL."

*rests on laurels*

Milli Vanilli: Silly Villainy