Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I've explained so many times why I'm not defending Scott Jones, but look where that got us.

In that shot in front of the vending machines, he looked quite a bit like Bubbles of Trailer Park Boys fame.

I liked it too. But it's sort of put me off the whole idea of wealth, so now I can only aspire to poorness.

Why is that "pretty fucking annoying"? Who even cares? As someone else pointed out elsewhere, a lot of other reviews made the exact same complaints about DS2, but just chose not to grade down for them. The same was true of the infamous Borderlands, if I recall.

Eventually managing to enjoy a game *in spite* of its design is still not as good as enjoying it *because of* it's design.

Marvelous. Now do something about my mom! Or my physical appearance! Now jump through this little hoop! Good booooy!

No, I wish you had struck a nerve, because it's clearly important to you. And it should be easy, since I'm really insecure. You must just be really, really bad at this. Don't give up, though.

Wow. Yeah, this is the guy with the moral compass, right here. Yup. I'm going to lose a lot of sleep tonight fretting over what this upstanding citizen has to say about me, I assure you.

"Don't See!"

Jet Li in…CHINESE CHECKERS

That's fair enough, k. It should also be said that I have a fairly disproportionate reaction to cheapness, and it galls me to an unreasonable degree to spend first aid to heal what I consider to be cheap shots. I didn't rage quit much, but I rage-restart-from-checkpoint-ed an awful lot. Things would probably be a lot…

Wrong; EVERYONE cares I'm fat, because it means I give the cuddliest hugs!

Good news: there aren't any similar minigames. Bad news: that means they had to compensate by raising the frustration level of the combat throughout.

I shouldn't; you're quite right, and I know it. It's kind of becoming a guilty pleasure. It just bothers me when people act like they deserve a prize for acting like assholes, doubly so in cases like this where it just draws other assholes out of the woodwork. Even then, I usually ignore it, but the same shit coming…

You probably meant Ti;Criiwt (Too illiterate;couldn't read if I wanted to).

@mizerock: "Once you know where the creatures are going to spawn, and you try again by running to a different location instead, do they then appear behind your new strategic position too?"

2300, after 2.5 years? Dammit! I need at least 2500 by the end of the quarter to get my AVC t-shirt (and if at least 40% of those are valiantly defending the game reviews, I get a signed head shot of that dishy Scott Jones!!). No, I'm being sarcastic. I just call out assholes for being assholes in the hopes that I'll…

So you didn't go back and reread it then, did you? Fine, here: "As long as you choose to post in such a hyperbolically adversarial, belligerent way…, then that's exactly what you deserve to get back. If you just plain discuss things, I'd be more than happy to ignore you." And you did post a couple of non-hostile…

No! I meant health! Life bar? Drat!