Patrick Stewart, kissing Arnold on the head before he chucks him at a cliff.

I wasn’t into Taylor Swift, until she moved from country to pop with 1989. That’s when she really took off. I’m not sure how this is a move forward for Beyonce.

Eh, we all know that Patrick is the one that drives that relationship.

Lighten up, Francis.

To paraphrase Bill Murray from Ghostbusters, when Janine bitched about her job:

Until Dennis Miller lost his damn mind.

Oh come on. “Lisa Swallows?” Are you even trying?

You’re hired for the writing staff!

I have $805 in my pocket right now.

I don’t know, I like it. It seems alternative.

Joe Alwyn is going to get creamed.

Geez, I was just looking at the song playlist for her new album. And based on the titles, ole Joe Alwyn is gonna get reamed. Yikes.

Reading the media about the Grammys. Miley Cirrus mocked, Taylor Swift blasted, Travis Scott controversy, Killer Mike arrest raises questions...

Success is annoying. Got it.

Like that Simpsonsn episode where Homer wins a Grammy (of course) and, disillusioned, he tossed it into a dumpster. The dorky kid finds it and says “a major award? Oh, it’s just a Grammy.” (throws it back into the dumpster)

Jay-Z said it himself, it’s just an opinion. Beyonce not winning doesn’t make sense, as does Taylor Swift never winning Song of the Year, considering how much emphasis is put on her writing.

Apple. With money found in Tim Cook’s couch.

Would YOU put your dick in that thing?

I love when dad fucked around with Calvin.

They aren’t making fun of her. They are sexually abusing her. Sexual abuse isn’t just physical, it’s also mental.