Emperor Palpatine (Carter): Yeah. Boy, that guy (Seth Green) rubs me the wrong way. I mean, has he ever made anything successful? Greg the Bunny, Four Kings, and that godawful puppet show. It’s on, like, channel 100 or something.

Luke (Chris): Well, I think he’s had some successes. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was…

White Male has become the biggest victim.

Even 37 year olds can be dorky and unsure when dating.

They should put that quote in the movie’s ads.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

I want to be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

LOL, I saw that. He said Middle Aged Rock should release a new album on the same day as Taylor Swift’s new one in October, so he could outsell her.

Right wing heads exploding everywhere.

There is nothing more pathetic than someone so desperate to still matter, that they are willing to say the stupidest shit. Ted Nugent and Middle Aged, er, I mean Kid Rock, I am looking at you two.

I think Radcliffe is brilliant in Miracle Workers.

“On-Set She-Hulk Reference”

Hey, Taylor Swift did Capital One commercials and she’s worth $360 million.

Fired, Futurama style.

Sorry, every time I see Halle Bailey written out, my mind converts it to Halle Berry. I can’t help it.

What’s the difference with Swift’s song and the other uses?

Finally , a Nick Fury show. Now let Marvel give Wong some love too.

I can't wait to see the Strange New Worlds/Lower Decks crossover. 

Now thar I know they exist, I think Dilbert is an energy vampire.

There is no such thing as bad Weird Al news.

Tunt. Poovey. Figgis. I love the names in Archer.