They were all jerks, but Newman was a jerk AND you just wanted to punch him in the face 50 times.

Like when he subscribes to Gold Chains for Old Men magazine.

Stan? No way, he was the best part of Gravity Falls. Well, him and Mabel.

I thought he was more cool than unlikable.

Last night, I rewatched Iron Man 2. Sam Rockwell's Justin Hammer was such a douchebag and so swarmy that just watching one of his scenes made me feel like I just bathed in ooze.

…backs slowly out of the forum…

It's hard to compete with Meatman.

The IRS declined to prosecute?

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but…

Lois as Princess Leah from Family Guy Empire Strike Back parody:

I loved when she's ranting away and Jack, with that annoyed look on his face, removes the chain and just…drops…her.

Yeah, I guess, it's like how come aliens speak english in sci fi movies - you just "go" with it.

I assume Jack's "never aging" thing had an effect on why he didn't bleed to death, because a normal human would have died from all that blood loss.

Grow up.

Personally, I don't care who makes it - DC, Marvel - if it looks good, I'll go see it.

Scientists have theorized that of all the alien body types that could be out there, the octopus-like structure would work best in the largest variety of environments - from an evolutionary standpoint.

I would think he's had it with superhero movies.

Since Deadpool isn't a particularly heavy special effects movie, I don't think there's anything unusual about the schedule.

Gotta be swiss cheese though when taking about ham. You can't just throw any piece of crap cheese on ham.

But you gladly took their liberal Hollywood money, Timmy. Made you quite rich, in fact.