*Dons flame suit and dives into freshly-dug trench*

Congratulations, Mr. Jagvar, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Honda which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she tightens her belt......or whatever that is.

Um, yeah. Duh.

hahaha, you clicked on a man's butt.

The neeeeeewwwwww Allante!!!

Yup

1995 grand am god damn gt.

The idle might need some adjustment, it sounds a little ruff.

SExpand

Sweet jump. He got like 10 feet of air that time.

legend

Insert Fiesta Here

Ken, thank you for taking our questions.

Yep, it is an Alfa.

My fav that made it to the public.

"Whatever. Go fetch my car! "

HACK THIS!

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your self-propelling autocars, sometimes I just want to throw spears at them. I'm more at home hunting the woolly mammoth than I am hunting a good interior decorator. And when I see a solar eclipse, like the one I…