@Dr. What?: Haha serious high five on this pun thread though! You, sir, get a heart.

@Dr. What?: Oh man, stop milking these puns bra.

After trying it I must say, it has to be the breast game I've ever played!

I'm sure the coco farmers still have a few twix up their sleeve.

This article was the bomb! People like these disgust me. I hope we never drop the charges against them. If we slack on airline security this could blow up in our faces! Quite frankly any criminal or terrorist who does these thing is an abombination.

These are the PINNAcle of beautiful music!

Ugh, once I got shot while playing Modern Warfare Two online. And you wanna know what's worse? I couldn't get a lawyer to support me when i tried to take it to court!

Portals provide an easy way to switch dimensions with no large fancy explanation. The protagonist doesn't have to travel to another planet or delve deep beneath the earth to find the new world. they are able to simply step through a wardrobe. It also kind of frees you from having to stick to the laws of physics (if…

It would be unbBEARable to hear that these bears died. I'm glad

I could totally make something like this myself. Maybe just hook a

@Stem_Sell: With a price like that I don't sea it going anywhere soon

Don't only come in when you're bored though! You're welcome whenever. As long as you have your wallet pizza with you!

Tron: LEGACY, not legagy.

@Mark 2000: Steve jobs is perfect.

@Mark 2000: Did you see that big "BETA" sticker when you downloaded it?

@JakeMG: Superbole: Black hole nipples.

@A Ferret: Girls aren't going to care about your perfume line because you have no nipples!

@A Ferret: Just our aroma could scare you back into your little hole.

@A Ferret: You're a ferret you wouldn't understand nipple dynamics.

This could also remind me to blow my nose.