@Agagulba: Dont troll. Of course these are real.

Honestly this is awesome! If I were a netflix user this would kinda suck but without a netflix account you gain almost nothing!

@curtisimo: Well put. Yes, I respect Hawkings for his brilliance but this theory is incredibly illogical.

The universe can create itself from nothing......

@Squalor: Paper tube?

@crd22: Shit's all I can see in that picture.

I want a sleeping bag that has heaters! Underweight babies get all the cool stuff......

@Die Fledermaus: It's certainly not crappy though!

I would actually use that. I am one of the lazy bastards that, instead of simply getting a cup, bends over the sinks turns my head sideways and drinks that way. I usually end up getting water everywhere too.

@Celery AKA Immortal Celery Money Loaf: I have this sudden urge to touch my fingernails and I dont know why!

One of my favorite slo-mo's of all time!

@A Magician Named Gob: What?

@8bitch: Personal attacks such as calling me a "dumbass" is not only uncalled for its also not allowed. I would advise you read this [gizmodo.com]

@8bitch: Funny, nobody asked you.

I believe it would be "touchstones for incoming freshmen" not "freshman"

@learniiburn: Fuck a ten gauge. Bring out the tanks!

I send an average of *drumroll* zero texts per month. Texting is a very inefficient way of communicating for me. Is it so hard to pick up your phone and hold it up to your ear for a minute or two?

"Two" gigantic granite stones.

It will be huge!