Man, it feels too early to get nerdy. But I'll give it a shot: It was shown that everyone on the ship was given help whenever they went into the Matrix. But it wasn't shown it was "needed." It seems that you could reach that skull connector on your own if you wanted to. And I suspect a ship full of hackers could…

To this day, I still say "See you in Hell, Candyboys!" at least once a week.

Kids are great, @avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus. You can teach them to hate the things you hate.

Aw, Smaugly.

I read that as "self-eating" at first, which really put a Rick and Morty vibe on everything.

No, I didn't know it was Fillmore, either.

That was about what I expected.

Anyone entering me needs permission first.

Do the kids there play Duck, Duck, Gray Duck?

What kind of phone? This has potential.

They lost me at "Juggalos." They had me back at "boobs."

Never badmouth synergy.

I forget how much Al's videos are parodies of the original videos as well. The guy just barely getting by on roller skates cracks me up when I think about the source material.

"Airline Amy, this is my new mission:

When did a list become a thinkpiece?

This is pleasant enough.

For the love of Jebus, can someone please tell me how to get my account linked/clickable? Do it politely, or with heavy snark, or with something in between, but please let me know how to make it happen.

For the love of Jebus, can someone please tell me how to get my account linked/clickable? Do it politely, or with heavy snark, or with something in between, but please let me know how to make it happen.

My god…they have to fight the monster from Lost. This can only end in a confusing, fan-polarizing way.

My god…they have to fight the monster from Lost. This can only end in a confusing, fan-polarizing way.