PIZZA LUNCHABLES ARE FOR SERIAL KILLERS

Heh heh, so you like your creampies cold do you?

Did anyone else eat Top Ramen when they were a kid? Always thought it was weird that it was pegged as a broke-ass-college-kid food. I felt cool when I was 10 and it was the first thing I taught myself to cook. I tried a package a few weeks ago and my bowels exploded, so it’s fair to say my Top Ramen days are behind…

Death threats are just a standard part of being a public figure on the internet, but hardcore video games fans can be... passionate. It’s definitely something we have to stay cognizant of as we publish more sensitive pieces, but I did NOT expect that kind of reaction just from breaking news about a two-month delay.…

A couple years ago I got tired of the tyranny of constantly buying milk for coffee (I recognize this is not necessarily A Thing People Struggle With) and decided I would just learn to drink coffee black. It’s pretty convenient, and it makes you look like a tough guy!

Depends. How much you got?

Was her number 867-5309? Because I think I know her.

I’m not saying I can understand that, but...

So much more sensitive than your hands.

I have done this. It resulted in me kneeling in the bathtub running cold water over my junk.

I don’t know what your life is like, but I can just about guarantee it won’t be your finest moment.

Don’t do this. Be a responsible hot pepper cutter.

I like to cut hot peppers and then masturbate because I love to live dangerously.

I wonder if they only get 77% of the take that male bank robbers get.

Girl, Rihanna is far from desperate. Regardless of how her tour does, she’s making stacks while she sleeps.

I feel like with all the gamergate and other nonsense over the years (not even counting the horrid stories of crunch and layoffs), I think im good doing software development for boring shit the internet nerds don’t care about.

You’ve gotta go 16-bit

This seems to be what a lot of people do! Although in terms of getting into games from another career, it seems like teaching requires having made a few games first.

Landstalker for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive was a pretty good isometric ARPG back in the day, and Solstice for the NES, while more of an isometric puzzle RPG, was also okay...Hard as balls, though: