Only in VR can I get money for nothing and chicks for free.

If I am bald in reality, do I have to be bald in virtual reality? I mean... y’know...

31 is way too young. At least she got to go out about the best way one could hope for.

Rocky was a great a love story.

I usually just run outside and sit on a sprinkler. #CheapThrills

So, aside from Monster Hunter, all of the best 3DS games are cartoony?

Ah, I was lied to then. Probably so I wouldn’t be on the computer so much.

So was this like Ultima 7 - where you had to create a boot disk and if you left the disk in and turned the computer off then it was stuck like that and you had to re-install DOS?

There were so many nail salons in the area in which I grew up that I always wondered if they weren’t a front. Now I know.

Is that Simone!? I’m going have to watch this just to see if she has another big but. And to see if Large Marge ever comes back.

I think it looks like Liam Neeson with a spinach beard.

It does look boring. Skyrim was boring.

La Migra. Not to be confused with La Magra, the blood god.

$4 for Shadow Warrior is damn good deal. The game is a shining example of a reboot done right.

$4 for Shadow Warrior is damn good deal. The game is a shining example of a reboot done right.

Did they finally make it so that it doesn’t look like CJ has coke all over his face? During some cutscenes it was like, “Damn CJ! This isn’t Scarface!”.

You just gave me a flashback to a modded version of River City Ransom that was quite disturbing. Thanks.

Clicked on the link for the grappling hook just for the reviews. Would click again.

Clicked on the link for the grappling hook just for the reviews. Would click again.

Cool. So when people come over I can be all like “Hey man! When in rome/my apartment yadda yadda”

Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!