What we’re all missing is the grave injustice of Andrew Jackson being forced to relocate by the federal government. He must be very sad...

(Washington Post editorial offices)

It’s not the screentime - it’s how the camera would linger of Ghost’s face every single time they cut back to Castle Black.

No tolls, but I all of the people on the street large heads with convolutions showing.

It’s the time in the autoclave that’s the real bitch.

All door designs were inspired by toys from Torch’s childhood.

No doors. You’re sedated inside a carbon fiber loom and the car is built around you over the next 32 excruciating hours.

wow.... please don’t put graphic violence in the comments thx

Whatever your preferred hot sauce, I think we can all agree here that Tabasco is garbage.

WHY DIDNT YOU PUT A TRIGGER WARNING AT TOP???

The body of the sauce is carrot purée, which is probably why you see some lumps in the texture. Sounds weird but SO GOOD.

I’m just really happy I haven’t seen anyone (yet) trying to stick up for Tabasco. It truly is vile.

a true survivor’s tale. thank you for sharing.

Interesting that people stick with one sauce. I keep at least a half dozen different shelf-stable hot sauces on hand because each one has a different flavor profile. You have to have the right sauce for different foods. Tapatio is definitely best for eggs. Of course, if I’ve made my own, that takes precedence.

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

Norther Bromania

I was feeling really bummed today, then i saw this. ahahahahaha thanks!

Once when I was holding my cat I stupidly did something that scared her. She dug her claws into me so deep that instead of a scratch I had like a little puncture wound surrounded by a small bruise. It was intense looking. And that was the day I learned that kitty doesn't like the sound the garage door makes.