While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

Norther Bromania

I was feeling really bummed today, then i saw this. ahahahahaha thanks!

Once when I was holding my cat I stupidly did something that scared her. She dug her claws into me so deep that instead of a scratch I had like a little puncture wound surrounded by a small bruise. It was intense looking. And that was the day I learned that kitty doesn't like the sound the garage door makes.

My cat punched me in the eye once. Without claws. So for like a month, I had 1/3 of a normal-sized black eye going on, and had to tell everyone I was punched by a cat.

Ah, had forgotten that bit of Marine etiquette and just thought the OP was insulting these guys. My bad.

He’s got two arms and legs.

I actually know of someone that has had a few folks try and get him to do the swap to the AE86. He refuses to do it cause of the hassle involved. This is why you don’t see too many V8 Hachi Rokus.

Almost too perfect.

Two things.

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

I had no love for EVE while playing it briefly, but I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of reading up on the craziness that goes on.

No, baby. Right on time.

Torch, hitting the sauce a little earlier today?

“I think it’s your rear end.”

I don’t think I would want to position my ass and balls directly above that chainsaw looking monstrosity...

That’s a lot of innuendo for a short caption.

Reminds me of this...

I don’t understand all the Sansa hate. Why are girls/women only worth a damn if they take on masculine traits or do traditionally male things. I love Sansa she has been through a lot, but she hasn’t been broken by it.