Ah, had forgotten that bit of Marine etiquette and just thought the OP was insulting these guys. My bad.

He’s got two arms and legs.

I actually know of someone that has had a few folks try and get him to do the swap to the AE86. He refuses to do it cause of the hassle involved. This is why you don’t see too many V8 Hachi Rokus.

Almost too perfect.

Two things.

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

I had no love for EVE while playing it briefly, but I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of reading up on the craziness that goes on.

No, baby. Right on time.

Torch, hitting the sauce a little earlier today?

Fewer than would have been blown on our most-expensive-in-the-world- for-37th-best-results healthcare system otherwise, but thanks for hating!

it is actually saving the government money according to Congress's own budget analysis agency, the CBO.

I think you’ve just hit on an amazing idea. Instead of rooting out corruption, which is obviously impossible, let’s just get everyone in America in on the scheme! Once we’re ALL part of the military-industrial complex, we can all laugh together at all the schmoes who don’t know what we’re up to!

“I think it’s your rear end.”

I don’t think I would want to position my ass and balls directly above that chainsaw looking monstrosity...

That’s a lot of innuendo for a short caption.

Reminds me of this...

Wouldn’t a kryptonite-tipped rocket-launcher be plenty operatic?

I don’t understand all the Sansa hate. Why are girls/women only worth a damn if they take on masculine traits or do traditionally male things. I love Sansa she has been through a lot, but she hasn’t been broken by it.

Jesus.