The collection of muffler shops and strip clubs collectively known as “Fresno”

I got everything up to and including Shelob.

It’s yoooooge. Just great. My favorite car. I know it backwards and forwards. It’ll pay for the wall it runs into.

Agreed; if this were the main type of opposition the Democratic party were facing, the whole country would be better off.

I should clarify that I suck at contract law.

That single A-6 is confusing.

If you’re an Ohioan like me, you hate him even more.

In some respects, I find Kasich even more repugnant that Trump or Cruz. At least they are upfront with their misogyny and intolerance. Kasich is a stealth bigot.

My friend works at a used record store, and found a copy of one of Prince’s albums in mint condition, with a full sized poster in it and bought it for herself. I kind of want to beat her up and steal it from her.

http://redcarpetrampage.com/ Prepare to lose half your evening.

Damn. I want Prince’s photo on MY passport.

I got BOTH light sabers, motherfucker.

ETERNALLY STACKED omg <3

Seriously - Susan Surandon can go topless at my funeral, and it will be a magical experience that makes the world better.

He’s have to make all of his appearances wearing a Luchador mask.

I absolutely LOVE that she didn’t apologize and gave zero fucks about his opinion. I hope that tweet of hers gave him the vapors.

How is she just eternally stacked? We’re not worthy.

Ms. Sarandon, as always, looks fabulous. If she wore that to my funeral it would make me reconsider this whole “afterlife” business, if only briefly. Piers Morgan is apparently channeling Mrs. Grundy these days, I hope he doesn’t get carpal tunnel from all that pearl-clutching.

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.