I should clarify that I suck at contract law.

That single A-6 is confusing.

If you’re an Ohioan like me, you hate him even more.

In some respects, I find Kasich even more repugnant that Trump or Cruz. At least they are upfront with their misogyny and intolerance. Kasich is a stealth bigot.

My friend works at a used record store, and found a copy of one of Prince’s albums in mint condition, with a full sized poster in it and bought it for herself. I kind of want to beat her up and steal it from her.

http://redcarpetrampage.com/ Prepare to lose half your evening.

Damn. I want Prince’s photo on MY passport.

Exactly. Obviously Hydra owns the rights to Hydra Bob.

Proof that lawyers are the worst: we have to have a discussion on who owns the rights to Hydra Bob.

Is it a sin

It’s a life of quiet dignity.

Every year I get a charming young woman calling and asking me purchase a membership in the Braavos Head Museum.

With an annual membership, admission is only one coin (with the secret password.) I’m not sure about the various art shows and concerts they put on, though, as there seems to be a certain monotony of theme.

In all fairness, have you been to Maine? Even the LL Bean store has tentacles peaking out of the corners of one vision and mirrors where your reflection grins back at you.

I hope they don’t do a Hangover 2 in the sequel. Deadpool was an amazing movie, but Fox could rush things making DP an annoying (not fun) franchise.

“Deadpool is hyper-aware and does not give a shit, and he cannot be permanently hurt.”

I got BOTH light sabers, motherfucker.

ETERNALLY STACKED omg <3

He’s have to make all of his appearances wearing a Luchador mask.

Ms. Sarandon, as always, looks fabulous. If she wore that to my funeral it would make me reconsider this whole “afterlife” business, if only briefly. Piers Morgan is apparently channeling Mrs. Grundy these days, I hope he doesn’t get carpal tunnel from all that pearl-clutching.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.