“when I looked out my window and saw the Air Force jet I knew we’d be ok..” - fucking hilarious.

The title almost went there haha

Oy, Tavarish, I found your next project!

I read your piece on Clarkson’s misguided rant about transgender kids and I thought, “Bravo, you get it, well done for speaking out!” And then I read this article and read the part about “a daydream of a milkshake” and thought I wished I could have written that, and then I watched the video, and then it hit me: YOU…

Well, it helps that you don’t have to line the pockets of the entire executive management staff at Lockheed-Martin.

FINE, we’ll build our own F-22, with thrust vectoring and hookers!

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Danger Danger Danger? Is that you? It’s me, Injury Trama Bad-Decisions!! Man we haven’t hung out since college!! Remember that one time with that clapped out Fox body Mustang? We were both so busy back then, doing our thing, where did the time go? Well, I hope to see you at the illegal night drags on local public…

Guys,

Did someone say Daewoo G2X?!?!

Exactly - the first prototypes actually made (for wind tunnel testing) would've already had thousands of hours in CFD work to look for any possible advantages

3? Shit, i’ll bet they’re doing that in pre-production.

You're giving them far too much credit here. I give them about 30 seconds.

Looks like Merc didn’t have to look far for a suitable halo

But somehow, like most Russian aircraft, the ugliness is somehow charming.

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

I'm guessing the welds on that frame look like bluejay turds.

You realize the USA is a country where "bombs bursting in air" is in the national anthem.

It's something innate in human nature to laugh and cheer whenever there is fire. I wonder where in history this fascination with explosions and such started...