That's our sister site http://ShipYourEnemiesWithSpiders.com/ where we mail them anonymous stories (you pay per ten thousand words) of them fucking, and being fucked by, spiders.

We include real spiders in every envelope, as a courtesy. And also because they're everywhere and on everything in our warehouse.

sigh, stupid double posts that you can't delete.

Are you writing from the warehouse?

I love the misunderstood spider.

Yeah, we have it here where I live too. It's so obnoxious.

I leave bees to Oprah.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

I live in a state with a mandatory front number plate law. I see things like that and think there should be a process to get out of that for certain vehicles.

Well, at least someone that seems to be as nice as this guy is gets to live the life he has.

Mom?

kuuuhhhh chhhh Governor, before we proceed to Alderaan we will be making a slight detour. kuhhhhh chhhh.

I don't care that you want an effective demonstration. kuhhhhh chhhh. I KNOW it's far too remote. kuhhhhh chhhhhhhhhhh.

Fucking fine. I'll be in my meditation chamber. kuhhhhhhh chhhhh.

Yeah, you know how some lizards can take off and leave their tail behind? That.

The problem is that "Love the sinner. Hate the sin." has killed in the past, killed here, and will kill again in the future. It's dangerous to "love" in this way, and all subscribing to it does is allow the person doing it to feel they're a good person when all they're bringing into the life of someone close to - or…

You're very hopeful for the future to think that the spelling will be that good.

This has been driving me to distraction since the first post about this project. I'd like to see something showing what they envision.

Well since you're being reasonable, I feel bad for being a dick.

You might want to do a little research before making all caps pronouncements in the future.

Yeah man, I don't think they're puppy stranglin' rare.

Hey, for a centenarian you're pretty good at using the internet though!

We've put our best man on the investigation.