Toledo: Where everybody says they're from West Toledo.

No way Coulson is from Perrysburg, or Sylvania for that matter. I'd bet Old Orchard.

You're very hopeful for the future to think that the spelling will be that good.

This has been driving me to distraction since the first post about this project. I'd like to see something showing what they envision.

Well since you're being reasonable, I feel bad for being a dick.

You might want to do a little research before making all caps pronouncements in the future.

Yeah man, I don't think they're puppy stranglin' rare.

Yeah, you have to wash the eyeliner off real good. Beginner's mistake.

Hey, for a centenarian you're pretty good at using the internet though!

We've put our best man on the investigation.

What's that now? I just took a picture.

What if looking like a Bentley is ALSO camouflage?

I can't wrap my head around the idea that there is a Beetle in that blue thing.

Poor Mr. Fuffles...

That example got really specific...

I see a crowdfunded legal defense fund too.

Asshole Tax. It's a thing.

Gotcha. I grew up in an area where horses are popular and any danger I could think of was being thrown (which I was at a young age) or crushed if you're in the stalls with them. But yeah, Don Draper's dad style too.

Possibly the best visual aid here.

What do you have against horses?