Is this one of the ridiculous 'four-door coupe' cars that they thought up a couple years back?

Fortunato? FORTUNATO!?

I'm now rather annoyed with my parents for saddling me with a boring name from the 'John' tree.

My city would be far prettier with these jamming up the parking spots.

Hey Jason! Tangentially related: I've got a stack of old old Popular Science and Popular Mechanics with reviews of small sports cars and a couple reviews of the Beetle before it was imported. Got a work address I can send them to? I figure you might get a kick out of them.

The wiggle fingers at the end is the best.

This is why I voted for Kodos.

Don't worry, those come with a black hood and spoiler too.

My thoughts went immediately to this car. Rode shotgun through much of High School in a gold one. Was a common first car in my hometown, either passed down or bought for dirt cheap in the late 90's early 00's.

True, that's true.

That's creepy and all, but WTF WITH THE GIF MAN!?

Someone better warn him.

You're new here, aren't you?

Lotus 11 Series 2, actually.

But because I'm tired and had a brain fart along with this nonsense: http://help.gawker.com/customer/porta… you're going to have to deal with the typo because I can't correct it.

Buick 215 in a Lotus 12.

Bathtub, you say?

"Bathtub" you say?

Oh look! Vampire Weekend put out a new video!