Is this one of the ridiculous 'four-door coupe' cars that they thought up a couple years back?

My Social Studies teacher in HS had us read this, along with one about a family - written as very normal and loving - cowering after hearing over the radio that the enemy ICBM's were launched. The catch was that they were Soviets.

That was a good teacher.

Does Jalopnik know about this place?

Fortunato? FORTUNATO!?

I'm now rather annoyed with my parents for saddling me with a boring name from the 'John' tree.

My city would be far prettier with these jamming up the parking spots.

Hey Jason! Tangentially related: I've got a stack of old old Popular Science and Popular Mechanics with reviews of small sports cars and a couple reviews of the Beetle before it was imported. Got a work address I can send them to? I figure you might get a kick out of them.

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That's the best jpg

I fixed it for you.

The wiggle fingers at the end is the best.

This is why I voted for Kodos.

I've been looking and it's hard to find any photos that do that. But honestly, you can't expect JD to actually do any work. His posts are like an eight year old who runs into the kitchen to show off an interesting rock they just found.

The best image I could find that shows the sculpture from an angle that isn't…

Don't worry, those come with a black hood and spoiler too.

My thoughts went immediately to this car. Rode shotgun through much of High School in a gold one. Was a common first car in my hometown, either passed down or bought for dirt cheap in the late 90's early 00's.

Have they sunk at all?

Man, imagine the emotional letdown for the poor sod at Porsche that got this assignment.

'Fritz, we are developing a new vehicle and you will be lead on it.'

As a kid on trips to Wright Patterson I would run past all the exhibits and planes just so I could see that one and walk around and around it.

In my head, I just heard Leonard Nimoy say 'Huh. Go shoot him in the face.'

Thank you for that.

'Oh look! Waves!'