Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

3. Nobody should care about who wins Grammys.

Legitimate.

Please consider #3 a little bit harder than you currently seem to be doing.

Kanye and Beck have both been snubbed in that category for years. This one was most likely the voters rewarding him for ODELAY and MIDNITE VULTURES, as I'm sure Kanye will be rewarded for COLLEGE DROPOUT, LATE REGISTRATION, and GRADUATION.

Beyonce's whack. Let the hate pour over me.

1. Beyonce was probably the best album of last year and Beck winning the Grammy was probably another example in the long line of examples of the old dopes running the Grammys being old dopes.

I remember how befuddled he seemed that Adrien Chen was able to doxx him so easily, and that there were actual real-life consequences for his online behavior.

It would be really interesting to develop accurate profiles of typical trolls: age, background, education, income, gender.

Really interesting response. I listened to the TAL piece and it was really, really powerful. I'm only a casual Twitter user so it's hard to envision how they will get to work on this, but I'm interested to know what kinds of strategies they have in mind.

OK, here's the thing. I get that tattooing the whites of your eyes for fun (and shock value) is probably a fairly ridiculous (and possibly dangerous) thing to do. But consider a different perspective. There are people out there, myself included, who have eye conditions that cause "cosmetic" discoloration of the…

And I thought neck tattoos were bad.

In a time when grandmothers have full sleeve tattoos it's evidently getting harder and harder to feel "edgy" and get that sweet, sweet attention that some crave.

In California, they actually have to knock you out when they give you a shot in the eye, so while I know it was there and AM STILL FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT, at least I was given some kind of amnestic for it. I had my eye placement corrected and while the needles and hooks and such were awful, nothing will beat the doctor…

okay people. If you are coming to Canada to let a guy named Cobra stick inky needles into your eyeballs at a tattoo convention you kind of deserve to go blind. I say that as a very tattooed Canadian.

Girls will be girls. The guy was asking for it.

Yes, let's get rid of all government regulation! Free the people! We don't need building codes or speed limits or the FDA or courts or rules about preventing disease! If your house catches on fire, pay the firefighters to come put it out! If you need to drive somewhere, you should be able to do it in a car that emits…

Tillis is, of course, a proponent of small government and limited interference right up until he reaches your vagina, which he would like to see vigorously probed with an ultrasound wand if you need to get an abortion, which of course he'd like to see banned altogether. Of course.

Hell, the very act of threatening somebody is intended to instill uncertainty in the target under fear of an action.