I'm more concerned that this man clearly had a pubic hair styling. Someone got paid to style this man's pubes. I don't give a damn what his penis naturally does, but I'm pretty sure nobody is born with pubic hair around the base of the penis and perfectly bald balls.

I do wonder how people think I'm getting these, you know?

Also, let's face it: this is not exactly the most flattering presentation of meat and veg.

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WOW. An even bigger cunt.

She is getting paid more than her costars for these last Hunger Game films, of course.In the case of American Hustle, J'Law's part in the film was smaller than that of her male co-stars — it was Amy Adams who got fucked, being as much of a protagonist as Christian Bale, but getting the same pay as J'Law did for far…

Edited, since about 50 other commenters gave you the same response.

Umm his dick is fine. What people are laughing at is how a cold and nervous male member is prone to retreat.

I think you're projecting your insecurities on the OP's statement.

Oh, and if I also were to very anonymously share my harrowing story of pledgeship, to what address might I send that?

I rushed for a sorority. I had no idea I wasn't "the type." I know that now. I didn't even realize there was a type. I was super surprised and disappointed when I didn't get chosen.

"They are like, more pink. [Redacted] get over here and compare your pearls with hers. SEE how yours are more pink!? Holy shit they aren't even mikimoto what is wrong with you?"

This is the least surprising of the four posts so far; although, it does drive the point home that sororities, at least the ones featured here, are rabidly obsessed with conformity, but yes— those of us who went to school with them (or EEK, were one of them, a LONG LONG time ago with much objective clarity since those…

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Shouldn't this article be cross-posted on Deadspin? I mean, look at these deflated balls!

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I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

Dick joke.

ooook. I thought I was experienced but what is going on with the last one? I've never seen one like that.

You know, it's really funny how most of the people who complain about a 45-minute long continuously played half (+ a few minutes injury time) will happily sit and watch an American football half so broken up by clock stoppages that it takes more than twice as long as the soccer half to get through.