And if they could stop 'pinning' the back of the clothes so it "fits" (WRONG) better, that'd be great, too.

Wha?!?! I was just having an e-conversation about how madonna is a 55 year old Miley. Well well well.

Madonna needs to stop. Stop with the plastic surgery, stop trying to stay "hip" and "relevant", JUST STOP. Someone put her in time-out for the love of god.

I shower a different amount of times than everyone else here, and I think we should fight to the death about it.

No, I think it's terrible. It looks like an ice skating outfit, but full length.

In Canada's defense, there is Ron Sexsmith.

This is completely ridiculous. What a farce. I am outraged. Everyone knows Canadians don't play tennis. How are you supposed to bounce a tennis ball on a glacier? What do they use for a net, an iceberg? Seal clubs make terrible rackets. Somebody needs to account for this terrible reporting.

Jezzies of a certain age will look at that last picture and fondly remember these two great actors from the Electric Company, a PBS educational show in which they both starred. It is making me feel all the feels!

I love this tiny hairbrush in this massive man-hand.

RN who used to work for an oral surgery practice here. A three-year-old, with that many cavities, requiring that much sedation should have been admitted to an ambulatory surgery facility and had the procedure performed under anesthesia. Or at least with sedation supervised by an anesthesiologist. And if the dentist…

Redhead here. I was teased all through grade school, but who's laughing now? I think it's hilarious that some of the girls who teased me spend hundreds of dollar now trying to get my same hair color. Good luck with that, bitches.

My dad always told me to beware of men who don't like cats. It's been good advice.

No, I think it was a reminder that he's married to a woman who also gave birth.

He should go to each and every one of their homes, knock on their doors, ask for them by screen name and proceed to beat the crap out of them. I feel like I saw that in one of his movies...

So we should all live like we're in a war zone at all times? They call that PTSD.

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

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Erin I have to go into a boardroom meeting in 10 minutes and report to my C-suite bosses with red puffy eyes. Fuck you very much, Erin, you asshole. Fuck you so hard.