As a Brit, I have 2 things to say:

1: Your political system is WAY fucked up.

2: You need to get on this socialised healthcare shit ASAP. It is GREAT. You are going to LOVE IT.

This is not exactly true, but it's exactly the reason why our government doesn't work anymore.

Inexcusable Thighs is another great name for a riot grrrl band.

I'm a twenty-one year old and I have literally no clue who Elizabeth Wurtzel even is or why she's a Luddite who hates the internet, so...you're spot on about how millennials will definitely not be listening to her. Also because she's apparently being published by the Daily Beast? I know zero people who read that.

I'm actually finding this video sad. yep, it makes me wanna cry.

Always loved this little graphic.

I'm a clinic escort, and I can tell you that all the people who actively protest (as opposed to those who gather to pray, but don't otherwise try to harass or engage with patients) at my clinic are equally bananas.

Sleepless In Austin, by Dr Seuss:

I will not date her if she's black,

Don't you have an outfit that fits this description? I know that every weekend when I go out I'm wearing my most conservative mini-skirt along with my most demure fuck-me boots.

Created just for this douche.

I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all.

here's a riddle: what happens when every white person stops caring about diversity?

First rule of having privilege. Do not complain about having privilege.

Just some fun psychiatry facts:

"Experts within the field." Meaning, porn stars who are opposed to condom use. Many porn stars (such as the ones who work for Wicked) use condoms in their work; maybe they could talk to those people to see how they manage it without horrible chafing. I would also love to hear ACTUAL DOCTORS who specialize in STD…

I did some research into how porn is regulated in California after the last "Condoms prevent HIV/But they chafe like a motherfucker!" argument. Pornography is almost completely unregulated. Because it was protected as free speech, it escapes regulation and the safety precautions for people who work within the industry…

After I get out of the shower I get the edge of my towel (or a washcloth) soaked with super hot water and hold it against my nose to get my pores even more open... Then I squeeze the excess water onto my face to get my nose and the area around super wet. I give the strip an ungodly amount of time to dry and then…

There is a guy who gets on the same bus as me sometimes who is nurturing the darkest and most wonderful blackheads on the back of his neck. I swear it is all I can do sometimes not to sani-gel my hands (because, hygiene) and relieve him of his oxidized sebum deposits.

I used to get cat called every time I walked past an auto body shop in my neighborhood. One day I was like, fuck this shit, and marched in and gave the manager an earful about my desire not to be harassed in my own neighborhood. It actually stopped!

"Aw yeah, Sun. Did you rise just for me? How'dya like to shine your luminous beams all over my naked body? I know the latitudinal coordinates for a topless beach you could meet me at. Wait! Why you hiding behind that cloud? I'm just trying to pay you a compliment. Bitch! I like the moon better anyway!"