Louisiana will always have New Orleans to redeem it. Only God can take that away, as he seems to try to do every couple years.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

“This movie is nothing but endless questions.”

But, maybe doing it this way will prevent it from being CSI: Space Station.

Why hasn’t that happened in Salt Lake City?

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

You don’t know shit about Muhammad Ali.

And all the fanboys/girls said YES! Whoo hoo another opportunity to use this gif. I love using this almost as much as I do using the shot of Magary in his “Chopped Dad” shirt.

I think this if pretty much the the fantasy of everyone when they see a bicyclist where I live.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

They tested out “gallo,” but the respondents left them hanging.

The women have also been described as a pro-choice dream team that wins by rejecting the alley oops.

I'm startin' with the man in the mirror