The president of the united states listens to him and makes decisions based on his content. How is he not a typical republican in the modern party?

He is a typical republican in the age of trump.

*only if they’re rich republicans

Because she’s pushed feminism as her brand even as her father has done everything he can to show his limitless disdain for women.

She met with Planned Parenthood and world leaders at women’s empowerment pow wows and said the thing about public denouncement solely because her brand is “feminism*” and that’s all anyone in the Trump garbage family cares about.

Occupy Walgreens

This man needs a puppy

And Carlos Correa just became my favorite baseball player

First of all, yes, people of color are absolutely responsible for the millenial generation being the most liberal to be studied and likely to save america.

That’s the complete opposite of every study I’ve ever read on generation Z

Well, here’s the problem, Obamacare essentially is the plan produced by Republican think tanks. So there really wasn’t any possible further right adjustment other than scrapping the program.

Also, my favorite Paul Ryan moment was when he released a policy paper “based” on several studies and the authors of all those studies came out and said he didn’t understand their work at all and was actually coming to the opposite conclusion of what their studies had shown.

He’s a wonk in that he wonks off every time he reads Atlas Shrugged

I’m sure this will all end very well for her.

Our first female president, everyone!

ehem .... Trumpster Fire

Fuck wheelchair jimmy. He’s softer than baby shit.

Last night I dreamt about Ron Swanson building a deck.

Those are the only people who voted for Trump?

U-S-A! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!! Wooooooooo! Number 1!!! America first!