.I moved on her like a bitch,

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Most economic “growth” connected to new sports venues simply cannibalizes spending from other areas of a city. That’s why the studies commissioned by the teams/owners always study particular *parts* of a city, not the city itself. Well, no shit, the areas immediately around the new arena do pretty well! But that’s not…

You should read any economic study of the Nationals Stadium not funded by the team, such as the good Greater Greater Washington piece linked above. Development of Navy Yard was well under way before the stadium was built, and tellingly was spread throughout almost all of Southwest, not clustered around the park as…

I, for one, very much look forward to Donald Trump’s pre-teen sons partaking in MMA fights.

To be fair she probably never looked into what she was supporting. One of her investors, err, supporters probably just gave her a form letter and told her to sign her name and magically her reelection campaign fund would be refilled in a few months.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

I think the answer is developing systems where being completely alone with children is not possible. Teacher-pairs, etc.

Dear Jezebel,

Global warming does not exist.

Sincerely yours,
G.O.P. Santa

Doubtful. I don’t see how anyone claiming to be any kind of Christian of any sort can actually be in favor of this guy, but there seems to be a huge amount of cognitive dissonance going on.

Poors!

Eating is weird, but drinking in the shower is normal, right? A travel mug of coffee in the morning, or a nice cold beer in the evening, that’s totally normal and also is great.

I’ve read a couple. Not my thing, but I appreciate the rec.

Beauty & the Beast was one of my most favorite Disney movies, until I became an adult and realized that the story is creepy as fuck. Oh well. I still want a big yellow ballgown with off-the-shoulder sleeves and a giant library.

No depth? You’re mad. They are two deep at almost every position and have no European football to deal with. They likely won’t win the league, but they have built a hell of a foundation for success for years to come in a short amount of time. They’ve also shown that they are not dependent on Coutinho (who still goes…

Ahem, go fuck yourself.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

Best meme I’ve seen in a long time:

I would wear ALL the campaign gear, no matter how much it sucked (because campaign gear ALWAYS SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS)