Spider-sense tingling...

I'd think that a Hulkroach would rather enjoy eating garbage.

Hey, YOU try talking to my mother about getting basic cable. (can't believe I just said that).

Andy Samberg bids in at $1,215. Just to be sure.

Could you?

It's Amazonian battle garb! Just like how Superman's blue-and-red tights are Kryptonian slacks or something.

All I really do need to know is that it's a Doctor Who episode. With dinosaurs. And already that's enough reason to find some way to stream it illegally online.

So we're past the pale anorexic pregger stage and on to the pale anorexic superpowered stage?

Haha, I was kidding, but now that you've unveiled your description of it...

Right down below, you'll find a thumbnail that advertises a very specific Gawker article...

I don't think there is a head per se, but the front is on the left.

And I here was thinking Tony Stark was original in coming up with those SHIELD "Mandroids".

And another sexology video made by guys who never got laid.

I'm talking "subtle nod" here, man! They could cast the same actor, but under different names, but could slip in references here and there to the separate MCU and ASM universes.

Hey, if his goal is to make Pete's life a living, aimless hell, there are now 5000 Petes who'll be stewing in it. He'll be screaming "Totally worth it!" all the way to the padded cell at Ravencroft after he gets his ass handed to by 5000 suffering Spider-Men.

If they're setting up the Iron Patriot storyline, the actor cast in the role could be the same guy playing Norman Osborn in the Amazing Spider-Man! That is, when they cast a guy playing the Big O in the ASM trilogy...

Damn, you beat me to it.

By DC and Marvel. Crazy, huh? I stumbled upon it while reading up on the concept of "superhero" on Wikipedia to see how far the term could extend to.

I think sarcasm needs be taken into consideration here...?

He has Bruce Willis, right?