Space opera, whatever. It's still the best thing since Amazing Fantasy #15.

Great. Liam Neeson Owl will hunt you down and peck out our brains through our eyes.

That last line is nothing short of absurd.

Batman with Black Lightning's metagene?

Please don't.

I think that might be how parthenogenesis works, by producing a complete genetic copy of the original parent, but I'm no biologist either, so...

You're dissing Star Wars on a sci-fi blog? Really?

I'm sure the Kree has us under that particular classification...

Damn it, you beat me to it.

But the Hulk and Iron Man - damn their convoluted backstories - have an extremely simple origin and the essence of their film counterparts is basically true to whatever is accepted and favored by the mainstream fanboys. You don't need a titanic battle with the Leader to capture what the Hulk is about any more than you…

Well, Edgar Wright's doing the Ant-Man film, so you have a comedic touch right there...

Oh, whoops. My bad. That's what happens when you read too much Teen Titans before glimpsing upon this article.

And another point for Zeus in the column of siring heroic demigod children who hate him.

That does not sound too unlikely.

That's fine, as soon as Diagon Alley gets an online extension.

Is that the best article title ever, or what?

That's Rebecca Romijn, in X2.

Lady Deathstroke's bust, huh?

YOU LIE.

Nova would be great, especially if we could use him as a Spider-Man proxy of sorts in the role of amateur super hero. Seeing as he's in both the Avengers and the Guardians, he could be the bridge between the two teams.