“maybe jump”

The whole “strike your car with door repeatedly” bit really made me laugh. Even a smart car can burst through those. It’s not like they’re reinforced adamantium and mithril using dwarven technology.

Me either. I see it being worth more like 137k in 20 years or more. But what do I know???

Hardly. She did the same in a transit van and was passing cars left and right. It was nuts. It’s on YouTube.

But in that version Goliath won...

I always thought a Commer Knocker diesel looked more like two people boxing:

You can order them with the Speaker Delete Package, and they’ll run you two grand.

“Well, he popped that one u — holy shit it’s a homer...”

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

I would definitely manage to get myself KOed by one of those things.

Are you me? Am I you?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

dude’s legs look two pissed off aliens that aren’t on speaking terms at the moment.

They should have used The Rock, my grandma (love you Nana), and a retired circus clown. Wait, nevermind clowns scare the shit out of me.

The Everton slight seems unnecessary and harsh. Hell, sometimes Barkley doesn’t send the shot into the stands, sometimes he just passes the ball directly to the other team.

Alaska may be big, but it’s not so big that it’s eating large portions of Canada just yet.

As soon as the service manager sees this video on social media they’ll void his warranty.

(obligatory on any “tires” article)

Is the emissions cheat code Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Start?