I know this is the third recent Matt Harvey entry because I’m up to my Batman For Never joke. Next up: Batman is Robbin’ (The Mets)

Why the hate, Pudsy?

Too many people don’t have their side mirrors adjusted correctly. You should not be able to see any of your car in your side mirror. Adjust the driver side mirror by moving your head near the window and angling the mirror so you can’t see the side of your car. Adjust the passenger side mirror by leaning to the…

The suspects were last seen pulling a 1948 Willys behind a Ford Raptor.

Yep, I use Ganbatte ne! generically for “Good luck!” I always loved the Japanese language’s built-in honor system. You can convey so much, but damn it’s a lot of forms to learn...

What if you run off the end of the track out of control ... will you end up under the sofa?

I too have about $200 in equity. Celebrities, they’re just like us!

THIS IS THE TRUEST THING I’VE READ ALL DAY FUCK THE DEER

The irony here is so heavy; l’chaim at a loss for words.

Let’s see

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

The clock starts when you leave the 2nd staging beam, not when the green light turns on. In order to get a perfect reaction time, you actually have to start moving before the green light turns on.

good one Graverobbah, I haven’t laughed like that in a long time, oh boy and CP

If there’s a snake called a “Death Adder”, the last word I want to see preceding that is “Common”

Damn impressive. Mustangs can only crash once. Corvettes can crash multiple times. Scary. Kinda like hornets. They can sting multiple times.

I got bored and have very little sleep:

If I Was McLaren, I would start leaving voicemails on Honda’s answering machine with team radio soundbytes.

Dude....I used to work at full service car wash for a year in college and we almost exclusively washed Tahoes, Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Acadias, Pilots, Explorers, etc. I literally hate all large SUVs because of that job. The off chance that I got to clean a Porsche Cayman or a Corvette was so amazing because…

...and didn’t bother putting heater blockoff plates in the front trunk. Seems odd, even us cheap skate 914 guys put them in if we take out our fresh air system.

“Are those textiles? I LOVE textiles!!”