very cool of honda to use jessica hawkins as the mean mower pilot.

this take did not age well

to be clear, these are terracotta-colored polypropylene plastic tiles. 

to be clear, these are terracotta-colored polypropylene plastic tiles. 

I would say that literally everyone who watches football knows he’s the best player in the world; I would not call that low-key.

criminally under-starred.  but then the article’s been read by only 37 people so the ratio is good.

From the auction listing:

it was fun randomly guessing to see whether one thought it was NP or CP. apparently I’m in the NP camp, which on balance, I’m ok with. these were the unobtanium cars of my childhood.

unusually harsh on the mets, especially since they have scored a total of 20 runs in 3 games against a team that’s 20-7 at home and have the best NL run differential at +80.

And so, Chelsea and their beleaguered manager Maurizio Sarri get their only silverware of the season

i like the 996 anniversary edition with 345hp and 275 torques, flat 6 3.6l natural breather and around 3000#. oh, that was 15 years ago in 2004 (and you can pick them up now for cheaper than the ‘stang).

Real Salt Lake has a very strong Hispanic draw at games.

+1 for scottish-accented russians.

yeah this sounds like a good id.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oh man i thot you couldn’t play golden tee any longer and i was like, wow, i must’ve missed that in the list-of-things-drew-can’t-do-funbag.

oh man i was hoping this was an article about how we should get into fights about how shitty that song is and srsly i almost got into a fight in college about how shitty this song is and i regret not fully backing my beliefs

since UEFA doesn’t care if the europa league final is played in europe, why not play in the good ol’ USA? you would sell out Giants Stadium for an Arsenal-Chelsea match easy peasy.

hah true!  I learned that watching the ex-top gear trio drive there from georgia. *thanks college.

so like a panamera fastback?

so, basically a Macan?

can someone please circle the changes because I swear it feels like y’all are trolling me.