Good old fashioned avoidance? I know every time I visit my friends house for holidays her mother tries to provoke argument between herself (well known pro-life) and my friend's boyfriend (well known pro-choice).

Soooo you're human.

I don't know; my standard response to inquiries on my position on a lot of issues now is that I'm bored with them. Fix it? Fine. Don't fix it? Fine. I just got shit to do.

"i deserve to be loved by someone/some people?"

You've given me a sudden inspiration to write a how-to manual on this.

My $150 Brooks Brothers pants are going hard-use three years now. Baller.

"And some women here and there get downright insulted; how dare you assume their standards are low enough to be interested in a guy like you!"

This is a tangent but anyone else unable to see the attraction to pet-having? Every time I visit a friend or a parent their pets be all up ons me, and I get that they're affectionate, but I find even that annoying.

Can you summarize into one sentence? Some of us are drunk.

yeah. The body hair. And he brought it up. Done.

It's cause they're cheap, the whole lot of them. Indians too. Nothing makes white pussy drier than tipping 15% because "my water got half full" or arguing with a store clerk about a clearly misplaced discount sign.

Agreed.

Nope. I have pits on my skin from acne with longish (light) side-burn hair. Bare Minerals was foundation was a disaster. Looked like I got out of beige-colored powder donut factory. Not switching now; whole strategic concept makes no sense for faces like mine... I don't want to "enhance" my natural beauty; I want to…

So I didn't go to my first wedding till I was... 22? Anyways, I kind of always weirdly assumed I was on the hook for all my bridesmaid's flights and dresses and makeup, and I feel more comfortable about it anyways.

Thank you!

Religion is boring; that's why people be leaving. Realtalk.

haha touche

So what do you do to combat your chronic boring personality? Check out How to be a Perfect Person in Just 3 Days. It's a kids book. Nothing to do with diet though.

"do i deserve someone to give me [ ]..?"