I wish the article was on The Root where it’s not like the Woke White Woman’s Abbreviated Pocketguide.

This is true. I’ve had a lot of different reactions over time to my hair. Sometimes I don’t care, sometimes I do care, soemtimes I wish people said more, sometimes I wish they’d stfu and accept it for what it is. I should have prefaced my comment with “in my opinion.” I was thinking while I wrote that not everyone…

You weren’t offensive. I just described the issue and here someone comes doing the thing that I just explained and proving my point, lol.

Amen.

I’m not even going to help them out. I started typing, but then was like, hold on girl, these damn microaggressions. You don’t owe anyone the heavy lifting.

THANK YOU. I’m like, you’re actually going to tell me what it feels like?

Yeah, don’t comment. LOL.

Ok, that was 5 minutes of my life doing a very rudimentary anthropological study on two of the most privileged people in the world.

This is true. I’m just so... I have no kids in my sphere so hearing that this is possible is like a flash of insight and brilliant common sense.

Seven? Shit, kids are woke now. I was into cutting my Barbie’s hair.

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Please do! Do you sell them? I would totally buy one!  

I am thiiiiis close to getting a second cat. My current one would kill me, but it’s her fault I want to! The little chin, the fluffy butt... 😍 And all the personality!

I used to work at a shoe store and if we didn’t have the size they needed or a color they preferred, you’d think we were deliberatly withholding secret shoes from them, and if they’d yell/be cruel/flip out, we’d cave.

In fact, the women I find myself feeling most sorry for are those trapped in bad relationships and/or constantly overwhelmed by family responsibilities.

Same. I have a few pairs with real back pockets and fake front ones. My shopping relationship with jeans is fraught (if they fit over my butt/thighs, the waste is too big; if the waste fits, my thighs squeezed in like the Michelin Man), so when I finally find a pair that fit, I’m not wasting any more effort to get the…

I know, there are no words. So dumb. So pointless.

Most confusing design element, though: FAKE POCKETS.

Effectively, I now have “buttload of cats” stuck in my head.

I love this idea.