Sad to see the SS go, sure, for the sales market. But Damn, this looks so much better than any ‘stock’ car in NASCAR right now.

I like ottomans too - but I suspect, much like my ottoman, yours doesn’t have the equivalent of a grenade sitting under the cushion.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

But you guys win so many games!

I’m just so happy this happened before the Dolphins WYTS.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

The fastest human of all-time loses his farewell race to two Americans, including the dirty anti-Bolt named Gatlin.

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

So we’re just going to ignore the part about mosquito circumcision and crippled cricket asses? 

Here is something for you... I run the Dragon a lot.

There aren’t a whole lot of turnouts. Depending on where they were in the Tail. I got stuck behind some dude just doing his daily commute while I was on it. I just gave him his space and waited. Road is not going anywhere. Doing dumb shit is how people die on that road every year.

This is a little further than the spot where the miata crossed the double yellow line to pass the scooter. Tell me if this is “that blind”. Please describe the features behind those trees. What color was the car behind the one they almost struck? Surely with the gobs of foresight you have you can easily describe the…

So you drive like an asshole too?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

A man who was very likely involved in a murder, who went on to continue playing and win two Super Bowl rings, chastising another man for speaking out against police violence.
This may well be peak NFL.

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.

I’d go Jaguars. The Browns are currently a dumpster fire. But they have a passionate fan base and history. If they were to turn it around there would be people who are legitimately thrilled, it’d be a big deal.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.