I never said Bertuzzi wasn’t lovable and amusing.

Todd Bertuzzi— he of the Vancouver’s— did something very similar to Steve Moore of the Colorado’s. Aside from the skating and playing with pucks, only difference is Bertuzzi broke Moore’s neck. Gronk seems to me a lovable dolt. Dumb as a carp, but amusing nonetheless. I hope he keeps speaking his mind in post-game…

I’m pretty sure the term originated during the plague, when anyone who did so much as take a breath was at risk of dying. When someone sneezed or coughed, it was game over.

Just a quick note to say thanks for adding Giri to the staff. His insights to an awesome sport are truly appreciated.

I have nothing to offer other than a modest proposal. Can I say Kunjitsu’s story is gratifying and much appreciated? Reading his tale was well worth forty minutes of my time.

Or David Foster Wallace.

“...Olympic gold medal is one of the most coveted prizes in the pro peloton.”

I know I’m taking this to pm territory, but did you ever read Infinite Jest, by David foster Wallace? A pro punter was one of many compelling characters in the novel. I think it’s the best job a pro athlete could have. you make decent coin for showing up a few times per week to kick a ball. Beats pro golfers, who risk…

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Quintana for the win. You heard it here first—Jimmy the Greek.

Quintana for the win.

Just a note to all the skeptics out there; you know, those who don’t believe in miracles: I feel sorry for you—Lance Armstrong

Tommy D is a modern day Indurain, minus the EPO. He’s on some next level shit. Chavez for the win.

Get in line. So could the Hamilton tiger cats

You forgot to add PED’s.

After years of reading about Paris-Roubaix (way before live-streams, cable networks, etc.), my friend and I attended the race in 2011, and it was an amazing experience. I love Deadspin even more for covering obscure events like the Roubaix.

It’s amazing how the life of a young golfer gets scrutinized to such a degree. Breaking up with your girlfriend via text or email or phone call happens all the time.

Breaking news: Adam hung up his cleats because he wasn’t included in a trade for Drake.

Manziel to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Kaepernick to the Browns in a three-way trade that involves players to be named later.

Agreed. He was in the linesman’s sight the entire time—which probably amounted to a second or less.