A profoundly wrong comment that proves you don’t a) watch the games or b) look at the stats.

Son, you aren’t making your face better. You’re just making beards worse.

What also didn’t work in Russia and China: taking from the poor and giving to the rich and letting the poor starve in miserable hovels while the rich lived in the Forbidden City or the Winter Palace, but somehow that didn’t stop the elite of either country from doing that for a literal thousand fucking years.

I wouldn’t admit eating that to anyone.

None!

Are those Bucks jerseys not the best ever?|

He was not a smart baserunner. He ran into as many outs a season as Manny Ramirez did. So, 10-20. Not a huge deal, but not nothing.

Nagy was 25-30 in the years Alomar and Vizquel were behind him. So... not so much.

I don’t watch a lot of college football. My main memories of Musberger are from his CBS days, which were something like 30 years ago.

Ryan Gosling wishes he could make a movie as good as Transporter 2!

Intelligent design!

Should Jerry Jones be taken out back and forced to dig a grave into which he will fall when shot in the back of the head?

All I want in life’s a little bit of love to take the pain away.

Overrated asshole is overrated, an asshole.

So many mid-range jump shots!

Dammit! Just when my awareness was *this close* to sufficiently raised.

I’m good with that.

So Belichek advised super-Christian Christian Tim Tebow that whoring himself out to some corporate shit-syndicate might be a bad idea, but super-Christian Christian Tim Tebow now deeply regrets not whoring his Super-Christian Christian ass out to any and every bidder and blames Coach Hoodie for giving him good advice…

What part of tanking for the #1 pick is so hard to understand? When Frisco wins their second, we’ll step up.

Well, the proper response is to just murder the shit out of a fuckload of assholes, but that’s illegal, advocating it is illegal and the other side has all the guns, so... here we are.