You’ve obviously never struggled with money.

The police department that shot Tamir Rice has a problem with black players protesting police violence/discrimination. Natch.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

If you guys are in the market for some scorching hot takes on the matter, I urge you to head over to PFT.

That’s a shame. So, anyway, has anybody tried the new Steak, Egg and Tomatillo Wrap at Starbucks? Is it good for breakfast?

Oh wow, what a bombshell. At this rate, President Hillary will get impeached for sure!

Actually, I didn’t decide it. The FBI did.

I said “if everything else was exactly the same”. Being the daughter of a well-known Republican governor and presidential candidate is totally different.

I don’t think that’s quite fair.

“Most older pundits do. Younger ones do not”

...Which is more of an indictment of cable news than anything else. But no, even most cable news pundits at least have post-graduate degrees and/or years of experience in broadcast journalism. Lahren literally applied for an internship and was given a job because she was young, blonde, attractive, and able to spew…

They have forgotten that the world existed before the Barack Obama presidency. I mean they even forgot that John McCain was advocating for the same healthcare program that Obama ended up passing. (Obama was originally single payer)

Since when does someone need a relevant degree or experience to be a commentator on something? I don’t have a degree is Dawes Studies, and I’ve never been to Laurel Canyon, but it doesn’t stop me from expressing the perfectly reasonable opinion that Jackson Browne should be required by law to put them in his will.

She’s the face of Snapchat conservatism. It’s the same faux-pithy, e-mail forward bullshit your aunt laps up, but with an obviously calculated veneer of Millennial hipness plastered on top.

He graduated Magna Cum Donkey Sauce!

Yeah, I mean, Hillary Clinton has withstood years of investigation beginning with the hire of Ken Starr and ending, apparently, never, with no one finding any evidence of wrongdoing. Trump, meanwhile, actively works to be as opaque as possible to the American people and has from the beginning of his campaign.

Her entire career seems based on willfully embracing evil, rather than just being too dumb to recognize it. Less of a Stepford wife and more of a wraith, or some lower order of demon.

Now let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

Well you get the dumb-ass of the day award